Tonight, I had the following conversation with my friend Justin.
Me: How was FHE?
Justin: It was good. Where were you?
Me: I had a bridal shower for my sister. So, what were the odds tonight? 20 girls to every 1 guy?
Justin: No, it was more like 2 to 1
Me: Oh, not that bad. But you know what, I almost would rather be at FHE than a bridal shower.
Me: I just dread all the, "you are so cute, why aren't you married" questions. I never really know what to say to that question.
Justin: Just tell them your gay
Justin: Yeah, that will shut them up. You should try it.
Justin: Try the excuse. Don't try being gay.
Me: Ha! That's awesome.
My friend Justin...he is so wise.
Please also note that any family member or person that has ever said, "you are so cute, why aren't you married" - I say, I still love you. I mean, at least you think I am cute.