Thursday, September 10, 2009

A letter to no one.

Dear Internet,

I am sure you have been very concerned about my whereabouts and why I haven't blogged. And well, I don't really have an excuse. Unless I can say I have writers block. Yes, I'll say that. I mean, I have starting writing like 10 different posts, all of which have sucked and I have deleted them. So there, I have writers block.

I am going to blame my lack of thinking/ideas/coherent thought on the fact that I accidentally* rented the 1st dvd in the Prison Break series a week ago and have been sucked into a whirlwind of television viewing that has rendered me completely useless. The show is amazing. You should rent it.

On another note, I signed up for the Utah Woman's Football Clinic. That's right. A football clinic. And no, I don't have to actually play football. No way in hell would i sign up for that. Physical exercise? I think not. Sitting in a chair and learning about football. Just my style. We had our first class last night. We met the coaches, toured the workout facilities, the Utah Hall of Fame and then watched film and learned about blitzes, screens and penalties. What? You don't know what those mean? Well, now I do. Next thing you know I am going to be kicking it with a cold one** and burping with the boys. I'm so going to get married now.


*And by accidentally, I mean I was fully aware of what I was doing and didn't really care.
**And by cold one, I mean a glass of ice water. Remember, I am off the juice.


Brooke said...

I was wondering where you've been?

handymom said...

NATALIE!! Okay, I'll break down and comment from my lame google account, but you still have to hit my wordpress blog okay?? :)
So, I have sad news...keep watching Prison Break - truly very's not. The first two seasons rocked my world...and ever since then...pukey. But until then, you just keep hope alive tinkerbell. LOVE your blog...


First of all, love the football clinic idea. Maybe you can finally explain what all the letters on the backs of the refs stand for. No one has ever been able to tell me what they all mean. Secondly, James and I were sucked into prison break as well, but about 3 years ago. he was super sick and so that's what I rented. We are so cool.

Amy Buff said...

I want to go to said Football Clinic meetings with you! Call ME!