Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I Might Run You Over Too!

I was called a b*tch by a stranger in the Wild Oats parking lot downtown today during lunch. Apparently I almost ran him over. So when I got out of my car he yells at me, "Did you mean to run me over?" I looked at him and said, "no" and kept walking. He then says, "well you don't have to be such a b*tch about it." I turned to him and said, "Are you serious?"

I then walked into Noodles and Company to meet my sister and brother. The mean guy and his friend were right behind me. As I am about to step up and pay, mean guy comes up to me and gets in my face and goes, "I should have kicked your car. You were 2 inches away from my foot." I looked at him and said, "ok" and stepped up to pay. He then goes, "OK? OK?"

It was awesome.

13 comments:

Mar said...

Once in junior high a girl wanted to beat me up because she thought I called her a slut. Turns out somebody else did. You mind your business and still people are angry...go figure.

Anonymous said...

LOL. I think I have been with you a few times when people's lives have been in danger. From just being pedestrians. And yes, I recognize have threatened a few lives of my own. Kate

alisa said...

man, it's so anti-climatic when i get to your blog and get all excited about a new post only to realize that i already heard that one. sad.

chiggidy said...

nat, don't be such a BI-OTCH! lol...I would've punched him at Noodles, so props to you for keeping your cool.

emily said...

Natalie- I found your blog on Nicole's page and wanted to say hi! What a funny story! I love how you handled it! Classic! You have such fun stories! This is Em Dowdle by the way!

Abi said...

are you serious . . . guess he was having a bad day! did you get all intense in your stomach? MAN OH MAN! Sometimes dontcha want to kick people in the face??

Nicole said...

funny--i had a somewhat similar experience somewhere in the nevada desert the other day. i really really REALLY had to go to the bathroom so i ran past the line of ladies right into the (empty) men's room. then when i came out, one of the ladies in line seriously almost took a swing at me. i was plenty bitchy with her, let me tell ya.

Nicole M said...

What a psycho! I like how you handled it though, that was pretty funny. By the way, I love your post about the snugglefest...that's totally something my girlfriends and I would do, although we weren't creative enough to actually give it a title and tradition!!

Let the Good Times Roll said...

What the crap? I am glad that you stood up to him! He was probably just jealous you have a hot new car!

Vic, Linds, and the girls... said...

You and getting yelled at while driving seems to happen quite frequently... how funny!

Daybreaking Dickersons said...

I'm with the guy on this one. I totally would have kicked your car. In fact, I think I'm going out to the parking lot right now....

gurrbonzo said...

why were you such a bitch about that?

Natalie said...

For everyone wondering, I didn't almost run him over. I was pulling in a parrking spot and he was walking on the curb next to the parking spot i was pulling in to. The moron was not almost hit.

If the moron has poliety said something to me, I am sure I wouldn't have reacted the same way. However, I was so taken back by a stranger all of a sudden yelling at me, "no" was my first and only response.

His life was not in danger. I didn't almost run him over.

I love everyone's comments