Saturday, September 6, 2008

There needs to be better security at the movie theater

Dear Gross Old Man I Sat Next to at the Movie Theater,

It was unfortunate that I was late to House Bunny (the movie) last night and the seat my friends saved me was right next to you. I would have preferred if you had moved over one seat - you did have two empty seats next you to. However, you insisted on sitting next to me.

I was disturbed that you were seeing House Bunny on a Friday night by yourself. I truly hated your moaning whenever the "house bunny" would come on screen. However, your dirty comments to all the sexual innuendo almost pushed me over the edge. I should have just moved seats. Instead, I spent 2 hours practically sitting on Mackenzi's lap - because I just couldn't get far enough away from you.

You left the theater before the lights turned on, and so you forced me to run after you to take a picture.

You have scarred me for life. Please do not return to any movie that I choose to see in the next forever.

Thank you,
Natalie

7 comments:

MandoRama said...

OMG, I think that was my boss!

Let the Good Times Roll! said...

creepy...
How was the movie, I would like to see it.

Mar said...

I can't figure out if I am more shocked at the gross man or that you actually paid money to see House Bunny.

Nicole said...

when i first read the title of your post, i thought you were sneaking into movies with old ticket stubs again. remember that? ha.

Kristine said...

I'm going to have to team up with Marianne on this one... you paid $8.50 to see House Bunny??

The Beck Family said...

That is disgusting and creepy, yet humorous that you chased after him for a picture!!

Sammy said...

Bravo Kenzi, bravo! It wasn't the old man, but Kenzi you should be writing a letter to.