Much like Dooce, but without the ranking in Forbes

If you don't read Dooce, I ask you to click here and read this post. And at the end of her post (which, when you read you will wet yourself from laughter), think of me saying those last three words. But instead of the number 26, replace it with 27.

And if I must spell this out for you, yesterday was my birthday. I turned 27. I got everything I dreamed of and more!