Friday, July 31, 2009

There is one benefit to not having sex

The other day, roommate Nicole and I were flipping through channels trying to avoid going to bed. Sleep is good, but that means the next thing I know it is the next day and I have to get ready for the day. Getting ready is my least favorite part of the day. I wish I was one of those people that can role out of bed, brush through my hair, throw on the cleanest thing I can find and still look good. Unfortunately, I am not one of those people.

So there we are delaying the inevitable and BAM - we find our new favorite tv show; I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

Really? Really??

Quality television at it's best. Do not worry, our DVR is set to record ALL episodes. And just be warned all you people that have sex, just because you don't look pregnant and have no signs of pregnancy doesn't mean you won't end up in labor one night popping out a kid in your toilet. I'm just saying.

6 comments:

ten-cow nicole said...

baaahahaha! seriously, i might be scarred for life from watching that show.

Abi said...

holy moly I am laughing so hard!

Brooke said...

Love that show . . .but I love your post about it more:)

Miranda said...

If you are looking for extra cash I'm thinking maybe you could call a local high school could ask if you can present this in-depth report to their sex ed classes. You really have a way with words.

Off to go set my DVR...

Brittney said...

Totally just found that show too ... crazy that there's enough people out there in that situation to make a series out of it!

AND NOW, FURTHER ADO said...

Did you see the one with the 75 year old woman? It's all kinds of gross. Another benefit of not having sex is the benefit of knowing you're not pregnant... Although that didn't work out too well for Mary and Joseph, so I guess you can never be too sure!