Sadly, I couldn't bring my electric blanket as my date to my work Christmas party. That would have just been weird. Instead I went solo because life is so much easier that way. I'm pretty sure having to bring a date to a work function is one of the more awkward situations on earth.
However, if I had brought a date, he would have been jealous. Because not only did my work give all the employees iPods, but they also made a ridiculous mix cd for everyone. Prior to the party, everyone had to turn in their favorite song from 2010. Needless to say, this cd has quite the range of music. However, I will never forget the Christmas of 2010 when I received a cd title:
Apparently this is a play off some movie that I have never seen. So the real meaning escapes me. But if you knew what the fridge at Agency X looked like, you would understand. And well, i'll give you a little sampling - the inside booklet to the case had pictures taken from our actual work fridge. Totally disgusting. Completely ridiculous. But utterly awesome.
And now you might understand why I eat out for every lunch.