Yesterday I went with two friends to a Halloween costume store to look for wigs for our Halloween costumes. We didn't really have a specific person to be, but wanted to be goth rocker chicks. So, naturally black long wigs were in order.
I was lucky enough to find this gem within 30 seconds upon entering the store:
Me: Look Kenz, this is a good one
Kenzi: Oh nice! Does it come with the boobs too?
Me: Doesn't matter. Mine are better.
Mackenzi ended up dressing like Ashley Simpson (pre-plastic surgery) and I stuck with the random rock chick. I looked absolutely ridiculous. I'm embarrassed I actually went out in public...and to a party no less looking so horrible. I might have to dress slutty next week for the actual holiday. Any idea how to dress slutty while still sporting the g's?